BIRTHDAY OCTUBER 25

TYPE:NORMAL HUMAN(OR MY DOLL)

AGE: 16

KNOWN SKILLS:Skills? None, he's just a pathetic human with a temperament that likes to fight over everything he sees. He only has a natural talent for skateboarding and things like that, even if it costs him breaking an arm or a leg, and he does very well in chemistry class, but he doesn't like to study.

LIKES: ell, let's say he's a bit of a bitter Frenchman, but he likes skateboarding, probably video games or playing with his dog (no wonder he smells like a dog too). Croissant, cappuccino, ridiculous shorts, messy hair, annoying classmates at school (used to, doesn't study anymore after being trapped in the Foryzza house), likes to wear old shoes or sometimes doesn't even wear them, doesn't shower, collects cards.

DISLIKES:Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, hates Kitty so much, the house, Lolla, Litty, Lillyth, bath, school, broken headphones, food without chili peppers, parents, elderly people, work, books, combing hair, girls (always rejected by them), expensive stores, expensive perfumes, annoying spoiled children, ketchup, soup, carrots, DOG FOOD!!!!!!!, boyish clothes

DANGER LEVEL: MEDIAN

Clement is a complicated boy, difficult to deal with because of his temperament, although he has friends, quite a few actually, always rejected by girls... "Ugh, I'm such a loser! But I don't care."

He just wants to go back to France, where his beloved home is, but Kitty won't let him go (and never will anyway, haha).

He wears a size 41 shoe, yes... a huge shoe.

Interestingly, the shorts he's wearing belonged to his father when he was younger (yes, those shorts are a few decades old; they were from when his father was his age and a metalhead).

Clément was found at the skate park waiting for his friends to arrive, but Lolla happened to be passing by on the street at that moment—thinking of something to give Kitty—when she spotted him; she thought he would make a great gift, since Kitty had always wanted a human to play with (she finds them funny and quirky, and their scent appeals to Kitty—reminding her of coffins and dead plants).

Yeah, his name is Clément Smirnov, but Kitty nicknamed him Bartholomew Boom-Boom Dickface II after Lolla let Kitty be Nurse of the Month!